My suggestions for alternative slogans:
Duracell lasts longer than...
1. a subway breakdown at 8:50 a.m.
2. a heatwave without a fan.
3. a noisy neighbor the night before a job interview.
4. a colicky baby.
5. a postal strike when the cheque is "in the mail".
6. a washroom lineup at a concert.
Just thinking out loud.